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Real AI mistakes. With sources.

A sourced museum of the gap between AI claims and AI outcomes. The captions are sarcastic. The links are not.

FACTS / WITH GRADIENTS
CURATORIAL POLICY

Each exhibit links to a regulator, court, company response, or established reporting. We separate documented facts from the joke because hallucinating a scandal would be extremely on-brand and still wrong.

EXHIBIT A
LEGAL ENTITY MODEAI

THE CHATBOT IS APPARENTLY ITS OWN AIRLINE

Air Canada’s website chatbot gave incorrect bereavement-fare information. A British Columbia tribunal held the airline responsible for information on its own site.

“Our agent accepted full responsibility. Unfortunately, it has no assets.”
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EXHIBIT B
99 F.3d 404§

CASE LAW FROM A PARALLEL UNIVERSE

Lawyers submitted nonexistent cases generated by ChatGPT in Mata v. Avianca and were sanctioned $5,000.

“Blue links would have reduced innovation velocity.”
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EXHIBIT C
DO NOT EAT🍕

SEARCH SAYS TO ADD GLUE

Google acknowledged odd and erroneous AI Overviews after the 2024 rollout and described changes made in response.

“Optimized for answer presence, not lunch.”
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EXHIBIT D
+260▥

260 NUGGETS, ONE CONFUSED DRIVER

McDonald’s ended its IBM automated drive-through test in 2024 while saying voice ordering could still have a future.

“The model upsold you with 99.7% confidence.”
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EXHIBIT E
AUTO-REJECTAI

AUTOMATED DISCRIMINATION AT MACHINE SPEED

The EEOC’s iTutorGroup case alleged recruitment software automatically rejected older applicants; it settled in 2023.

“Bias successfully scaled without increasing headcount.”
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EXHIBIT F
945 TWh*⚡

ELECTRICITY TO SUMMARIZE ONE SENTENCE

The IEA projects global data-centre electricity consumption could exceed 945 TWh by 2030 in its base case, with AI an important driver.

“We removed three adjectives and added a power plant.”
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