01 / 06CALC-GPT
AI Calculator
The groundbreaking ability to add two numbers. Now with a much more confident name.
Highly intelligent output—
Ready when you are. No strategic loading delay.
Nothing Labs / Serious tools. Unnecessary adjectives.
Same old tools.
Now with the
power of AI.*
Six ordinary tools, dressed for a funding round. They actually work. The artificial intelligence is mostly in the marketing.
*The AI is JavaScript wearing a blazer.
Free to useNo signupNo AI model
02 / 06DECISION OS
AI Coin Flip
A multi-agent decision platform. The agents are heads and tails.
Your next big decisionTwo possible outcomes. Infinite pitch decks.
03 / 06WORD INTELLIGENCE
AI Text Counter
We taught a machine to count words. It already knew how. We took the credit.
Up to 5,000 characters. Counts update as you type.
- Characters
- 0
- Words
- 0
- Lines
- 0
04 / 06CAPS LOCK COPILOT
AI Case Changer
Transform your personal brand from lowercase to LOUDERCASE.
Revolutionary rewrite
Your result will appear here. All original intelligence preserved.
05 / 06RULER 2.0
AI Unit Converter
The same length. A different unit. An entirely new funding round.
Converted length—
No proprietary measuring tape required.
06 / 06UNICORN AS A SERVICE
AI Startup Pitch
Enter an ordinary industry. Receive an extraordinary number of buzzwords.
Investor-grade slop
Your future unicorn is waiting for one ordinary noun.
Templates, not market research. Every valuation in these pitches is fictional.