Nothing gifts
and subscriptions.
Like most of your AI subscriptions. Except you also get a certificate. Finally, something to show for it.
No physical delivery. No animal, land, AI access, investment return, or productivity included.
Buy a gift · €19.99 once ↗Your recipient never inherits a subscription.
PAY FOR NOTHINGSAMPLE / NOT A PURCHASE
This certifies the receipt ofAbsolutely
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Presented to
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Excellent paperwork.No artificial
importance.
Excellent paperwork.No artificial
importance.
Compare prices and what you receive
| Offer | You receive | Price | Next step |
|---|---|---|---|
| Personal gift | Named certificate and private recipient link | €19.99 once | Personalise & buy gift → |
| Nothing PatronWe removed the AI. Somehow the subscription survived. | Monthly certificate; recurring project support | €4.20/month | Review Nothing Patron subscription → |
| Executive Nothing | Monthly certificate; a larger contribution. Same Nothing. More executive confidence. | €19.99/month | Review Executive Nothing subscription → |
| Name Your Damage | Monthly certificate; recurring project support | €1–€1,000/month | Review Name Your Damage subscription → |
| One-time support | A digital Receipt of Zero Value | €1–€100,000 once | Choose amount & pay → |
Monthly plans renew until cancelled. Cancellation is available in Account and takes effect at the end of the paid billing period. One-time purchases do not renew.
Buying with friends? A group intervention uses the same €19.99 gift price and requires a friend’s signature. Ordinary gifts do not.