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MY FRIENDS GOT ME ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

They put my name on a certificate, which I suppose counts as effort.

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Pay forNothing.

I’m selling Nothing.
I’d like to buy a farm.

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Tree and animal sponsorship doesn’t give you ownership.
I’ll keep using AI for work. The ducks can manage without it.